Hi there and thanks for purchasing my guide on how to social engineer  Acer C7 chromebooks.

 Before we begin lets learn the history of the chromebook. They are a  $200 or $300 laptop depending on which you purchase. That are powered  and run by the chromium operating system. Now there is a known issue  with the chromebooks right now regarding the sound management. 

With that  being said lets begin.  

First you are going to: contact them: either by phone or email telephone: +1 650 253 0000 or send them an email at any one of their support options and they will  redirect it to the right person

 If you do a phone call make sure to read this guide before hand  Now send them an email saying:  Hello there google, last (week,month,etc) I purchased my “Your desired  chromebook type for more info visit http://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/devices/”  I had recently heard you can amp up the volume a little bit by  adjusting the alsamixer settings.

 After doing so. I was playing some  music and I began to smell something burning I didn’t bother to see what  it was as I thought it was the oven downstairs or something. So I kept  it running until after dinner. When I came back upstairs the whole  bottom right side of my laptop was melted through and hardened to a  hidious look. 

I can now no longer hear out of the right speaker nor can I  see my serial or SNID. I don’t like not being able to feel safe while  using my chromebook.  They will respond with  “I’m sorry to hear about your recent incident involving your chromebook.  Sadly we cannot replace your chromebook without a serial, but in this  case we can make an exception. 

Can you please send us a picture or scan  of the receipt from which you bought it. Along with the following” 

Name: 

Address: 

Phone #: 

Store purchased: